Don't understand why I always have frustrating hobbies.

Playing music instruments:
PROs:
1. God opens a window with beautiful view 

    for you.
2. Produces patience and perseverance.
3. When you're listening music masterpiece, you probably start crying because you understand a little bit more than other people

CONs:
1. You think that  $5000 guitar in music store can helps you improve your performance, which is definitely wrong.
2. YOU ALWAYS SUCKS, doesn't matter how hard you try.

PLAYING GOLF
PROs: 
1. You spend time with friends in beautiful golf course.
2. You have better "motor coordination" than 90% of people, they give up golfing after trying several times.

3. You can play with your wife and other couples together, golfing is the game which ladies may beat gentleman
Cons:
1. It's expensive.
2. Your wife not happy because you spend whole day playing golf when the kitchen sink still leaking
3. You think that $5000 golf clubs can helps you improve the score, which is definitely wrong.
4. YOU ALWAYS SUCKS, doesn't matter how hard you try