各行各业都会啥

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內科

They know everything & do nothing.

外科

They know nothing，but do everything 。

精神科

They know nothing，and they do nothing，but they tell you everything。 

议员

They know something， promise everything，and  do nothing。

律師

They know nothing，they do nothing，but they charge you for everything .

最高元首, 如总统

Their left brain has nothing right and their right brain has nothing left。

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈，真会得罪人～～～ -南山松- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/22/2015 postreply 05:38:16

• 俺得改改这坏毛病了，哈哈哈哈。。。 -plum59- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/22/2015 postreply 08:56:47

• 哈哈哈哈哈，who made this？ Very very smart！！！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (103 bytes) () 11/22/2015 postreply 12:05:03

• I hope those jokes didn't offend you or any of your friends! :-) -plum59- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/22/2015 postreply 16:49:00

• 答案：Everything and nothing. 真逗，LOL... -斓婷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/23/2015 postreply 16:54:26