上海，香港，澳门过海关的经历，后两者是北京管的吗？还是自治的？

每次回上海，海关人员彬彬有礼，排长队也有人疏导交通，不论拿哪国护照，老人孩子都有快速家庭通道，对于坐了十几小时飞机的老人孩子来说，是个欣慰。

上次从香港坐船去澳门，在海关，队伍有数百人，女儿被地上的东西绊一跤，哇哇大哭，我到前面一看，有一条手写的老人和3岁以下小孩专用通道，一个人都没有，和工作人员商量能否过一下，结果此男看了一下我们的护照说不行，我妈可以过去，我儿子7岁，女儿已满三周岁，都不行，最多我妈帮我带一个孩子过去，我和一个孩子得去排队，我问他“Does it make sense? Why do you put up this policy here if it does not do any convenience to people?" He looked away and sat still, I was pissed　off and said ' There is 0 person you are serving here, why cann't you open another line to reduce your colleague's workload then?'  He still said nothing, I had to raised my voice :' Get me your supervisor!' Some guy looked like a supervisor heard us and came over, he let us pass and told me:" This is one time exception for you, Madam!' I replied to him' Thank you for letting us go!As a supervisor, you can consider doing some improvement here, if no one is in the express lane, why cann't you loose your so-called policy and balance your people's work load, you have one people working and 5 other sitting around. Also, mind your people's attitude, please! You are being PAID to do your job, not to bring people inconvenience!' That moment, I felt like a 泼妇，but a Proud One!

香港的海关也是弱智，离境过安检有快速通道，但过了以后，还有一道海关，就没有快速通道了，狂等，对于我们这些习惯了出境不过海关的人来说真是痛苦。

不知道澳门和香港的海关被谁管，澳门的海关不知道是何某人第几个老婆的乡下的亲戚搞的肥差。不过我觉得这两地是比不上上海，台北的，笑贫不笑娼早年也是缘于此地，从海关就可见一斑。

在中国人的地盘，有时只能当泼妇才能生存，路人，男人能象北美人一样帮举手之劳的几乎没有，不管是大陆，还是港澳，离文明社会还很远，就算口袋里的银子不输阿拉伯人，很不幸！