根据一个美国老人在巴黎的故事(2009年时网上就有了)改编。

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回答: 一位中國老人在首爾海關ROCChinese2015-07-04 16:22:50

http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_636860a00100zojj.html

[转载]American in Paris (2011-11-11 17:34:28)转载▼
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下面这个故事出自 http://www.guy-sports.com/months/jokes_passport.htm
美国人在巴黎
哈维,一个美国老头,步履蹒跚的来到巴黎戴高乐机场的入境口,抖抖索索的寻找着自己的护照。
“先生,你以前来过法国吗?”工作人员有点不耐烦的问道。
老头微笑着说道:“来过”。
“那你应该知道需要准备好护照以备检查啊!”工作人员提高了嗓门,并且有点不开心。
老头语气缓和的对工作人员说,他以前来法国的时候并没有出示过护照或其它的任何身份证明文件。
“不可能,你们美国人到了法国必须要出示护照的!”
老头看了那工作人员许久,最后说道:“我向你保证,年轻人,当年我从诺曼底登陆到法国的时候,确实没有任何讨厌的法国人要我出示该死的护照!”
原文地址:American in Paris作者:袁建平

The following story is originally from: http://www.guy-sports.com/months/jokes_passport.htm
American in Paris
Harvey, an elderly American absentmindedly arrived at French immigration at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris and fumbled for his passport.
'You have been to France before Monsieur?' the official asked in an aggressive tone.
Harvey, smiled and admitted that he had been to France before.
'In that case you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection,' barked the bad-tempered officer.
Harvey gently informed the man that the last time he came to France he did not have to show his passport or any other documents.
'Pas possible, old man. You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in 'la belle France.'
Harvey gave the Frenchman a long hard look. 'I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in Normandy on D-Day
in 1944, there was no damned Frenchman on the beach asking for passports.'

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中國老人較牛,是開坦克進漢城的。 -ROCChinese- 给 ROCChinese 发送悄悄话 (14 bytes) () 07/04/2015 postreply 17:29:57

开坦克进汉城是虚构的,有什么牛不牛的。 -Sic~semper~tyrannis- 给 Sic~semper~tyrannis 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/04/2015 postreply 17:58:25

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