SHORT JOKES (2)zt

SHORT JOKES (2)

*Lesson 1: Naked Wife*

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her hu*****and asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the hu*****and says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

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