你们都是好妈妈

来源: 2018-04-27 14:19:55 [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读:

我在努力做到:Feed them sometimes.

 

Crazy, Energy, and Memes: How To Be A Mom in 2017: Make sure your children's
 academic, emotional, psychological, mental, spiritual
 physical, nutritional, and social needs are met while being
 careful not to overstimulate, understimulate, improperly
 medicate, helicopter, or neglect them in a screen-free,
 processed foods-free, GMO-free, negative energy-free,
 plastic-free, body positive, socially conscious, egalitarian
 but also authoritative, nurturing but fostering of
 independence, gentle but not overly permissive, pesticide-
 free two-story, multilingual home preferably in a cul-de-sac
 with a backyard and 1.5 siblings spaced at least two year
 apart for proper development also don't forget the coconut
 oil.
 How To Be A Mom In Literally Every Generation Before Ours:
 Feed them sometimes.
 (This is why we're crazy.)
 Bunmi Laditan