I will certainly give it a try, but I am not optimistic.

We have properly introduced ourselves when they first moved to the neighborhood. Knocked on their door, brought cookies, a list of local service providers, the whole nine yards. 

That is how we know of the name of each the family members, each member’s age, their careers, etc. Not sure what else is there to know other than their determination to use our private road as their dog’s private bathroom.