浪漫的老婆和不浪漫的老公

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The busband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

 

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• I send you paper, the wife replied. -kingofhearts- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 03:42:37

• 这老婆也太nice了，还允许用纸？请他使用土块小木辊或其他工具 -NewBird- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 05:22:56

• send me your iphone -atravel- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 05:19:35

• 老婆随手发几个笑瘫那些年的活动系列作品给他解闷 -NewBird- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 05:19:51

• 哈哈哈哈哈，发个蜘蛛和蜘蛛网，或者蜘蛛人吧。 -M45- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 05:47:25

• On the toilet, 又学到了，难道我用错几十年了？ -小矛- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 06:30:18

• 快说，你怎么用？ -M45- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 07:43:43

• on the pit -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 08:27:23

• my guess，，，，，，，in ～～～ -晒太阳的花栗鼠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 09:00:21

• my guess，，，，，，，at ～～～ -M45- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 10:17:55

• if you are on toilet, send me your 土坷垃, honey. -多一颗智齿- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/29/2015 postreply 15:10:06