还能不能让人美美的睡个周六懒觉了？

人到中年，我患上了＂星期六综合症＂，症状就是星期六早早就醒了。

这真的被人烦，为了不扰人清梦，我只好逃往公园去扰鸟。

锻炼身体？这种蠢事可不是我这种懒人所为：锻炼一个小时有可能多活半分钟，性价比太差了！

心灵深处的健康才是重中之重，我常常拿本圣经用标准的东北英语朗诵。《传道书》是我的最爱，很多章节我可以背下来，比如这一段：

		And he is in fear of that which is high, and danger is in the road, and the tree is white with flower, and the least thing is a weight, and desire is at an end, because man goes to his last resting-place, and those who are sorrowing are in the streets;
		Before ever the silver cord is cut, or the vessel of gold is broken, or the pot is broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the water-hole;
		And the dust goes back to the earth as it was, and the spirit goes back to God who gave it.
		All things are to no purpose, says the Preacher, all is to no purpose.

朗诵完后，我照例用东北话心里总结一下：＂白忙活！都是XX白XX忙活！＂

 

今天（大澳屯的星期六）早上四点我就醒了，只好摸过iPad看看有没有可催眠的东东。先是见到鼠兄弟拍我肩膀说哪天（？）请我喝酒，然后又听笑班大呼小叫的嚷嚷着：＂有了！有了！终于有了！！！＂这下子睡意全无。

回头翻翻前两天的帖子，发现紫仙要约小A：

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/673876.html

可恨的是小A竟然还半推半就的！