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来源: 999朵玫瑰 2012-09-19 16:26:14 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (1182 bytes)
Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo --


"Defrost the chicken." (True Story)

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高空温度很低,如果有只死鸟在半空中被冻硬了,撞击效果会如何呢? -π- 给 π 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 18:48:25

哈哈,这只死鸟都被冻硬了,它是怎么飞到半空中的? -痛快一回- 给 痛快一回 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 18:59:34

nasa sent it~:D -青一色- 给 青一色 发送悄悄话 青一色 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 19:27:25

那鸟从一架飞机里逃出来。冻死,冻僵与空中,撞了后来的那架飞机。:D -希腊孤客- 给 希腊孤客 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 21:42:06

哈哈哈~:D -青一色- 给 青一色 发送悄悄话 青一色 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 19:26:32

4 pound dead chickens 要切成1厘米见方的小块 -500miles- 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (31 bytes) () 09/20/2012 postreply 09:23:55

哈哈,战斗鸡啊?! -mappycarol- 给 mappycarol 发送悄悄话 mappycarol 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/20/2012 postreply 14:00:48

据说这个是真事耶 -LastWaltz- 给 LastWaltz 发送悄悄话 LastWaltz 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/20/2012 postreply 14:38:26

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