What Happened?

来源: MNR 2009-12-21 13:25:37 [] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (1184 bytes)
Four friends from Peterborough spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.



Two days before the group is to leave Chris 's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.



Chris’s friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.



Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Chris sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.



Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"



"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"



I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!



She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.





And then she said "do whatever you want."



So Here I am.

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:))))))这个人回家以后一定会死的 -肥马甲- 给 肥马甲 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 14:45:26

有亲身经验?哈哈 -冲浪潜水员- 给 冲浪潜水员 发送悄悄话 冲浪潜水员 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 20:54:51

这个人不回家,他老婆一定会死的 :) -500miles- 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/22/2009 postreply 07:02:31

回复:What Happened? -东门大侠- 给 东门大侠 发送悄悄话 东门大侠 的博客首页 (50 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 17:10:49

离我家45 分钟车程 -MNR- 给 MNR 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 18:10:34

呵呵,趁火打劫,顺手牵羊的主儿来了....... -π- 给 π 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/21/2009 postreply 18:33:18

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