Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take-aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
接线员:这里是911紧急求助电话
男孩:好,我需要帮助
接线员:请讲
男孩:我的算术题有麻烦了
接线员:(听混了)你的嘴怎么了?
男孩:是我的算术题,我必须做的,能帮帮我吗?
接线员:当然,你住哪里?
男孩:是我的算术题
接线员:是的我知道,你住哪里?
男孩:不用过来,你在电话里给我说就行了
接线员:不行,不过我可以找别人帮你
男孩:好的
接线员:你做什么算术题需要帮忙啊?
男孩:减法题
接线员:哦,你有减法题不得不要做是吗?
男孩:嗯
接线员:好吧,念给我听听
男孩:唔,你可一定要帮我啊
接线员:没问题,说,啥题?
男孩:16减8等于多少?
接线员:你先告诉我,你觉得应该是多少呢?
男孩:我不知道,1?
接线员:不是。你多大了呀?
男孩:我才4岁
接线员:4岁!
男孩:嗯
接线员:这题太难了,还有别的吗?
男孩:唔——,哦,这里还有一个,5减5等于多少?
接线员:你觉得5减5等于多少呢?
男孩:等于5吧
女人(应该是妈妈来了):你知道你在干嘛吗约翰尼?
男孩:警察正帮我算题呢
女人:谁告诉你要打报警电话找人算题啊?
接线员:这是妈妈吧....
男孩:你告诉我遇到麻烦就打电话找人啊
女人:我指的不是警察