Great Sayings On Marriage

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.



That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.



David Bissonette




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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



Sacha Gui try




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After marriage, hu*****and and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



Hemant Joshi




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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.



Socrates




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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



Dumas




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The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?



Sigmund Freud




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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."



Sam Kinison




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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."



James Holt McGavran




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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."



Patrick Murray




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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...



Anonymous




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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.



Henny Youngman




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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.



Rodney Dangerfield




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A good wife always forgives her hu*****and when she's wrong.



Milton Berle




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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.



Anonymous




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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"



Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



Anonymous




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