2016年8月18日|自
发表于2016年8月18日，下午六时56分14秒通过MNnice
在宣传造势其间,唐纳德和希拉里走进一家面包店，。当他们进入面包店，希拉里偷了3块糕点，并放入自己的口袋。她低声对唐纳德，“看我多聪明, 店主完全没有看到，我甚至都不需要说谎。 ” 然后，她说：“我一定会赢得选举。 ”
唐纳德说“希拉里，这是你在你的整个生活，盗窃，欺骗，耍伎俩，没诚信的典型表现。我要告诉你一个诚实的方式来获得相同的结果。”
唐纳德对面包店的老板说：“给我一个糕点，我会告诉你一个魔术。” 出于好奇，车主接受，给他一个糕点。特朗普吞下它，并要另一个。店主又给一个。然后唐纳德要第三糕点，吃下。店主好奇地想知道魔术的技巧是什么,问：“那你用点心作了什么吗？” 特朗普回答说：“看希拉里的口袋里。”
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来源: baiwen 于 2016-08-18 18:58:31 [
Donald & Hilary joke
8/18/2016 | Self
Posted on 8/18/2016, 6:56:14 PM by MNnice
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
