Donald & Hilary joke

Donald & Hilary joke
8/18/2016 | Self

Posted on 8/18/2016, 6:56:14 PM by MNnice

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈 -breehm- ♀ (169 bytes) () 08/18/2016 postreply 19:21:35

• 有点意思。 -happycow222- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/18/2016 postreply 19:30:59

• 道高魔高 -南天北云- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/18/2016 postreply 19:58:32

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