别信Schumer，高飞物不是气球！

Chuck Schumer: What are those that we shot down, Sir? Are they balloons?

Security officer: Well, they are unidentified high-altitude flying objects...

Chuck Schumer: I know that, but how do they float? Do they float by having light air inside?

Security officer: Yes

Chuck Schumer: Then they ARE balloons, aren't they?

Security officer: If you think so, but we interpret it differently. You see it is silver-gray and metalic....

Chuck Schumer: Chinese government officials claimed that we flew high-altitude balloons over their country. Is that true?

Security officer: Absolutely not true. Those we fly are high-altitude objects .....

Chuck Schumer: Do they need to be inflated before they go up?

Security officer: Yes, but the inflation is not what you think it is.....

(Joe Biden bursts in)

Joe Biden: Inflation! What inflation?! There is no inflation in USA, period! Here is the deal. Ask anyone and they will tell you that my position is the most envied in the world.

 

(Fictionalized conversation. Don't take it too seriously.)

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