UNIX Commands

来源: 奉旨灌水 2012-11-17 18:46:46 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (4491 bytes)

1. % make <a>l</a><a>o</a><a>v</a>e
 Make: Don't know how to make <a>l</a><a>o</a><a>v</a>e. Stop.

2. % got a light?
 No match.

3. % sleep with me
 bad character

4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
 man:: Too many arguments.

5. % rm God
 rm: God nonexistent

6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
 Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

7. % make sense
 Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.

8. % make mistake
 Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.

9. % make bottle.open
 Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

10. % \(-
 (-: Command not found.
 
11. % rm -i God
 rm: remove God? y
 % ls God
 God not found
 % make light
 Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.

12. % date me
 You are not superuser: date not set
 Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988

13. % man rear
 No manual entry for rear.

14. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
 Too many )'s.

15. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton
 *: Ambiguous.

16. % %Vice-President
 %Vice-President: No such job.

17. % ls Meese-Ethics
 Meese-Ethics not found

18. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
 Unmatched ".

19. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
 Missing ].

20. % ^How did the^<a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</> change operation go?
 Modifier failed.

21. % cp /dev/null <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>;chmod 000 <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
 % more <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
 <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>: Permission denied
 % mv <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</> show
 % strip show
 strip: show: Permission denied

22. % who is my match?
 No match.

23. % set i="DemocraticPlatform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
 DemocraticPlatform unreadable

24. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
 awk: syntax error near line 1
 awk: bailing out near line

25. % %blow
 %blow: No such job.

26. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
 thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.

27. $ test my argument
 test: too many arguments

28. $ "Amelia Earhart"
 Amelia Earhart: not found

29. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
 no sense in pretending!

30. $ man -kisses dog
 dog: nothing appropriate

31. $ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages
 $ mkdir matter;cat > matter
 matter: cannot create

32. $ lost
 lost: not found

33. $ found
 found: not found

34. $ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
 Hoffa: cannot execute
 rm: Hoffa nonexistent

35. % strip bra
 bra: Cannot open

36. % sccs what bottle
 can't open bottle (26)

37. $ cat "door: paws too slippery"
 can't open door: paws too slippery

38. $ cat foodintincans
 cat: can't open foodintincans


39. % rm meese-ethics
 rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

40. % ar m God
 ar: God does not exist

41. % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
 Unmatched ".

42. % sleep with me
 bad character

43. % ^What is saccharine?
 Bad substitute.

44. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
 no sense in pretending!

45. $ drink matter
 matter: cannot create

46. % man <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>
 No manual entry for <a>s</a><a>e</a><a>x</>

47. $ make blow
 make: *** No rule to make target `blow'.  Stop.

48. $ sleep with me often
 sleep: invalid time interval

49. $ time out
 time: cannot run out: No such file or directory

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