小留好！ -- Welcome to Amelica!

小留好！立志做马公了，好！做得好的话，争取就近去硅谷做龟公！（硅谷工程师）。帮帮忙，把下面一段俺造的英文念（要加西班牙口音）：

Welcome to Amelica! Life in Amelica is gooooood! Every working man gets a house, every house gets a wife, every wife gets a dog!

美国不错！Allowing people run a crazy life! 加州复苏不错，对数据和分析的技能有很好的需求。俺刚从加州回来，Ganifornia, goooood place, gate of hell!:)