A management joke.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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• 这是你原创??? 读后大悦,去笑坛把...回复：A management joke. -fixanycars- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 14:29:55

• sorry. ZT. -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 14:33:38

• 很耐人寻味。。。 -Diva311- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 14:46:45

• 谁想寻那个味儿啊 -布衣之才- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 21:22:44

• 我不知道是不是当你收了冷落后， 你应该想你没有敌人，没有朋友， -我边走边问- ♀ (18 bytes) () 06/16/2009 postreply 21:24:37