第一个登台的获奖志愿者是庄公子。庄公子是贾博士的好朋友,他赞助最多,所以“十大杰出人才”第一名非他莫属!庄公子是个幸运儿!据说嫁了个越南富婆,不用打工求生,家里还有两根金条。他出生在中越边境一个小村里,个子不高五观端正,说话鼻音很重带娘娘腔,每句话结束时都会自己干笑一声“嘿嘿,是这样子地”。他来美国是很久以前的事,说是在根据地社区大学念博士,无人关注,无从考证。只见他每天活跃在根据地,到处参加聚会活动,只要有人举起相机,他一定会冲到最前面,站在最中间!
庄公子花了几万块钱在根据地买下数个社团会长,最热衷的就是登台表演,他的名片上印着“知名演员,画家,企业家,作家,地产专家,校长,侨领……”在根据地玩的如鱼得水。他一本正经地注册了几个“文化企业”《美国好莱坞明星学院》《世界文学印刷公司》《环球中文学堂》。贾道士找到庄公子,一拍即合!《全球十大杰出人才奖》庄公子不会白白领取,他要给贾博士捐款赞助!
颁奖会上,贾博士给庄公子颁了奖,又在红绸缎前与美女合了影。但庄公子硬是不肯下台了,他要和蔡小姐一起站在台上!于是颁奖台上又多了一个男模特。还有一百多个奖没发完,“咔擦”声不结束,庄公子是决不会下台的。天知道哪一张照片会上报纸呢?他家的抽屉里装着许多有他身影的旧报纸,老婆都不能碰!庄公子可不是个吝啬鬼,他也常常喜欢给别人颁奖:《美籍最佳文学奖》《金球画家奖》《好莱坞俊男美女奖》《最乖理事奖》《终身文学奖》如果曹雪芹活着,一定也会获得《庄公子国文大奖》的。庄公子是个奖迷,据说小时候家里的墙是泥巴糊的,连钉子都站不直,现在的卧室墙上可以挂奖状,贴报纸,简直是从猿到人的进步!实在过瘾!
那天在外面觅奖杯的还有罗公公,罗公公是根据地的万金油活动家,无论哪家同乡会,校友会,老虎会,美女会,单身会,追悼会都有他矫健的身影,不到曲终人散他是不会走的,他家的房子真是多余。罗公公年过耋耄依然热衷于通吃所有奖项,他老眼昏花在两百多个奖杯上努力寻找自己的名字,好辛苦!弯着腰,驼着背找了两个小时也没找到,被人潮推来涌去两眼直冒金星几乎晕倒,这样艰辛找到的奖杯一定要好好珍藏!罗公公家的客厅壁炉台上放满了各种奖杯,他还总觉得少了最后一只。罗公公不仅仅是个获奖专业户。他爱美女的本性更是从不掩饰,逮到一个算一个,半夜三更还给各路女神发送爱意“我想你!想得难以入睡……”这种现实文学的手法,可以给《红楼梦》再写四十回续集。
参加获奖活动的还有崔嫂。崔嫂是贾道士的老乡,他乡遇故知亲上加亲!贾道士搞颁奖活动,她义不容辞从拉斯维加斯赶来助阵!顺便交换奖杯,她带来两只《终身成就奖》一只送给了贾道士,一只说是想颁给张爱玲,但不知道她住哪儿。崔嫂的丈夫原名叫崔屁股,因为崔家生了两个男孩都死了,贾道士说那是名字被阎王盯上了。崔家又生了儿子,就取名“屁股”,这个名字阎王不会发现。崔屁股果然长大了,出国被人喊“屁股”太难听,就改名崔三全了。崔嫂是个精明人,她有化腐朽为神奇的能力,花二百五买这《全球十大杰出人才奖》是有大用处的!
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