A year and a half When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. ~Gracie Allen Things get worse We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.
Hydrogen and stupidity The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.Two words Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. When you're finished Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. Giving up smoking Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain The difference Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.Three sides to any argument There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.Making upI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.~Charles LamThe brain The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office Neighbor's newspaper It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.Don't be irreplaceable Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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