#7 " Well, how about that? I am lost! Looks like we will have to stop and ask for directions."

#6 "I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude, I like that."

#5 " Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car, Go crazy!!"

#4 " Your mother and I are going away for the weekend, You might want to consider throwing a party."

#3."Well, I don't know what is wrong with your car, Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-ya know-that makes it run or something. just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks"

#2"What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for outo spend."

#1" What do I want for Father's day? I'd like a new phone, and the new speaker we saw at the store, and a TV, and a..." (Actually they will probably say" Aw, your love is enough for me"

It is Father's day this Sunday. Happy Father's Day to all dads!