汤姆哥正悄无声息 GREASE ,警察从天而降,告诉他犯法了,附近一居民打911投诉他在规定的 CONSTRUCTION HOURS 之外的时间工作而严重干扰了他们的正常起居生活。
牌子上一行小字明确说明: Violation of these restrictions is a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum of six months in jail, $1,000 fine, or both. Violators will be prosecuted or given an Administrative Citation. (违反建筑工地施工规定时间的面临上限6个月的班房或$1000罚款,或两项并罚。。。)
汤姆哥企图据理力争为自己开脱洗刷那‘莫须有’的罪状: 谁说给挖掘机的某些部件 GREASE 润滑油属于 CONSTRUCTION 工作? 在八点前几分钟给挖掘机的某些部件 GREASE 润滑油能闹出多大分贝的动静和噪音而干扰了他人正常起居生活?
警察照章办事,有冤法庭申。就这样,遵纪守法的倒霉蛋汤姆哥平白无故被罚250 x 2 美刀,干干净净的人生多了一个荒唐扯淡的污点。
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《窦娥冤》作者:关汉卿
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1、地球人里,左撇子比例是10%,左撇男比左撇女多。 About 10 percent of people are left-handed. More men are left-handed than women.
2、ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP 何意 有一天女孩问男孩:ABCDEFG 是什么意思? 男孩回答:A boy can do everything for girls。 女孩很感动。 有人告诉她别忘了后面还有 HIJK ——He is just kidding! 女孩回答:就算他骗我也没关系,后面还有 LMNOP。。。Love Must Need Our Patience!
3、Spam( 午餐肉罐头/垃圾邮件)一词的由来 When SPAM first came on the market in 1937 it was called Hormel Spiced
Ham. The Hormel company held a contest asking people to submit a new
name for the canned meat. The winning name was SPAM , a combination of
the “sp” from spiced with the “am” from ham. The prize was $100.