怎样让女友只有优点没有缺点?
一男子问大师:“大师,我女朋友虽有优点,但缺点让我难以忍受,怎样才能让她只有优点没有缺点呢?”
大师笑说:“方法很简单,不过若想我教你,你需先下山为我找一张只有正面没有反面的纸回来。”
该男略一沉吟下山而去,很快又上山来,递给大师一张《人民日报》。
大师从此闭关,不再过问世事。
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以前觉得人民日报"亩产万斤"很荒诞,心想那时的人或许并不信,但现在面对"零新增"、"双黄莲抗疫"、"毒源在美",明白了那时"亩产万斤"也是被许多人深深信任的。
— 阿萨 (@aueteror) March 15, 2020
共产党洗脑的阴损毒辣,突破天际。 pic.twitter.com/RPk98vAirc
In last 10 days, Chinese launched a rocket which fell back destroying a few houses, n they launched a satellite which missed d geo-stationary orbit by a long distance.
— sidsatsin63 (@sidsatsin63) September 15, 2020
I also remember SCUD missiles sold to Saddam H in Iraq which landed a 600 kms away from target.
我们都看到你眼睛眨得不停,像夜晚黑天绒下的繁星。如果连上测谎仪,会直接爆掉,一部是不够用的。 pic.twitter.com/jQyVDGNQNq
— Raymond (@Raymond999USA) July 24, 2019
Her statement shows the flaw of the Chinese legal system: suspects are considered as criminals even before trials.
— Lik Sam Chan, PhD (@liksamchan) September 14, 2020
Fact check: these 12 people had not yet faced trials in Hong Kong and should not be described as separatists. *****xpRo8dGJru
贻笑大方,到底是美国撒谎还是中国现任政府撒谎百姓心中没个数?最经典的句子就是新闻连播,人民日报除了日期是真的其他都是假的,希望外交部发言人不要玩贼喊捉贼的游戏,你代表了政府是一个没有信誉的政府。 pic.twitter.com/Ekg6aZvBRo
— 元亨利贞 (@yuanhenglizhen6) June 15, 2019
赵立坚强调:
— 浮生今世 (@BlesschinaGod) September 10, 2020
人民日报“同美国媒体及其他任何媒体一样”
但其实他很清楚:
人民日报姓党(姓赵)
赵立坚谴责:
“美方应停止造谣撒谎,抛弃霸凌做法,以实际行动尊重新闻自由”
但他也心知肚明:
自己每天都在干着自己谴责的事
大家都明白
今天的人民日报,继续混淆视听为中共涂脂抹粉,其实就是为自己壮胆,还好有互联网,让民众在第一时间了解事实真相,不仅是现在的真相,还有过去的真相。中共对互联网的严控,就是恐惧一旦历史的真相被揭开,它们就再无回天之术,灭亡之时指日可待。 pic.twitter.com/uG2JNl1xbA
— Vanessa 姗 (@Vanessa_ZhangUK) October 6, 2018
#China's "public rhetoric over the past few months has grown increasingly critical of the current Administration’s #COVID19 response, closure of China’s Houston Consulate, & actions on other issue" per NCSC's Evanina
— Jeff Seldin (@jseldin) August 7, 2020
Hackers linked to Russia, China, and Iran are trying to spy on people tied to both U.S. President Donald Trump and Democratic challenger Joe Biden, according to Microsoft *****vqFitOYkf5 pic.twitter.com/AcAXJyO2rS
— Reuters (@Reuters) September 11, 2020
助政府操纵外国舆论与政局 中国公司巨大境外个人数据库曝光 *****YgrgAC7Ycj
— 美国之音中文网 (@VOAChinese) September 14, 2020