Pelosi fight back furiously

Dear Mr. President:

 

Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you: eat shit.

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

Dear Madame Speaker:

 

It seems you are feeling that it might be good to curse out loud on paper in our Great Nation. Because of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving Their Pay I think it would be wise for you to put $5 Billion in the American Swear Jar.

 

I’m sure you would agree that it would be nice for Working Americans to have a Clean Mouth.

 

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

 

Dear Mr. President:

 

Okay. Let me check to see if I have any cash … hold on … checking my purse … oh, okay, I have some riiight here, okay one sec I think I found it — eat shit.

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

Dear Madame Speaker,

 

You said you were getting the cash from your Purse yet it has not reached my desk.

 

The Swear Jar is located on my desk.

 

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

Dear Mr. President,

 

Oh, I put it there. Can you check again? And you said $5 billion, right?

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

Dear Madame Speaker,

 

Are you sure you put it on the right Desk

 

Donald Trump

Dear Mr. President,

 

Yes.

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

I don’t see the 5 billion Dollars You owe me for your swear

Dear Mr. President,

 

I put it on your desk. Did you misplace it? I’m sorry, but can you check again? I don’t want to get upset but I’m not sure why this has become such an issue.

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

Okay I found it

Dear Mr. President,

 

You did?

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

Y

Dear Mr. President,

 

Okay.

 

Sincerely,

Nancy Pelosi

*These are not real.

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