the biggest lie

1。 Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

 

2。ER DOCTOR: So, what brings you here?

PATIENT: An ambulance! What do you think?

 

3。Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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• No, not near the biggest. -威威老爷- ♂ (302 bytes) () 08/04/2018 postreply 08:38:19