Jokes

1。A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

2。 Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”


 

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• Good ones. -无牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/23/2018 postreply 01:48:05

• 正贴。 -wingreen- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/23/2018 postreply 06:51:33