Aziz Ansari's Buried Alive

Park n Recreation star's lampooning about relationships, marriage and kids is fun to hear.
It's really funny when he text back to his friend," I walk all the time, so I'm not impressed ".
Who cares when your kid took his first steps? Only you did. 
Yeah, parents, save your pride for your child to yourself, cuz no one else cares.
We're all very pathetic, doting parents, aren't' we?
Too bad no one else in the world loves our child as much as we parents and/or grandparents do.
Big world, small world, only those live under the same roof really matter to each other.
I don't know what my neighbors eat for dinner or when he walks his dog.
And I never want to know if his child does anything today or tomorrow.
So is life.