"Would You Have Sex with Your Baby in the Bed? This Couple Does!"
点进去一看, 大约是某个主妇再说另一个主妇家里的事情. 就像她说的, 女人嘛, 有时候聚到一起就会说些带颜色的话题, 讲一讲自己的夫妻生活,孩子怎么带之类的. 某天讨论到"白天做爱"的时候, 文章的作者突然想到一个事情,于是问道
"Wait a minute," I said accusingly. "Where was the baby during all of this?"
"等会, "我用控诉的态度说, "做所有这些事情的时候你的孩子在哪?"
She looked at me, hesitating for a moment.
她看着我, 犹豫了一会.
"Well, he was in the bed…with us," she admitted.
"哦 他在床上...和我们一起"她坦白道
"Oh my gosh, in the bed with you? Sleeping??"
"哦 天哪 和你们一起在床上? 睡觉??"
She shook her head slowly, a small smile tugging at the side of her mouth.
她缓缓地摇头, 嘴角出现了小小的笑容
"Nope," she said. "He was awake."
"不"她说,"他醒着"
I stared at her, dumbfounded for a minute while I processed this little piece of information. Having sex? With your baby in the bed? Awake? 做爱? 在你的孩子在床上的时候?他还是醒着的?
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好吧,看到这里,lz也无语了. 原文用的是baby, 我想孩子不大不懂事....但是,这样太超过了吧? 而且那个女的貌似感觉还非常好. 难道是我out了? 反正我是接受不能.
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