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The 6 Phases of Work - which phase are you?

 

 

Phase 1


You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and
your boss is the best!



Phase 2


You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going
anymore.



Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal --
This is what you feel like at month end.



Phase 4


You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your
coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are
closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.



Phase 5


You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels
like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.



Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep
people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube,
You wonder why you are even here in the first place. 

夏圆 5/26/2013

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所有跟帖： 

• hahaha 我一般都在phase3 并一直保持~~~ -meowzilla- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/26/2013 postreply 20:36:18

• 好孩子。；））） -夏圓- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/26/2013 postreply 20:39:16

• 身边坐个这样的同事会头晕呀。 -石假装- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/26/2013 postreply 22:32:39

• 别怕，我带着耳机呢 -闲着没事儿- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2013 postreply 02:20:26

• 嗯，菲斯一是常事。 -^3.1415926^- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/26/2013 postreply 23:03:58