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Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
可能性法则：办蠢事被人看见的可能性与你办事的愚蠢程度成比例。
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
随即数法则：如果你拨了个错号，你永远得不到忙音总有人接电话。
Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
借口法则：如果你告诉老板你上班迟到是因为一个轮胎瘪了，第二天你的轮胎就会瘪一个。
Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
变动法则：你开车换线想换到较快的道，会发现你以前所在的道总是比你现在所在的道速度快。
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
洗澡法则：当身体全部浸入水中，电话铃响了。
Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
近距离遭遇法则：当你与一个人在一起越不想让某个认识的人看到你们在一起就越会被他看到。
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
结果法则：当你想向某人证明机器不工作，它却工作。
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach..
生理力学法则：痒痒的严重程度与你能够得到的程度成反比。
Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
剧场法则：任何情况下，座位离过道儿最远的人总是最后一个到。
The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Startbucks咖啡法则：每当你坐下准备喝杯热咖啡，你老板总要求你办点事，所耗时间直道咖啡全凉为止。
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Locker的Murphy法则：如果有两个人在一个Locker房间，他们的Locker准会挨着。
Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
物理表面法则：一个敞开的果冻三明治面朝下掉在地面上的机会直接与地毯崭新的程度和昂贵程度相关联
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
逻辑争论法则：如果你不知道你在说什么任何事都有可能。
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
物理表面的布朗法则：如果衣服合适，一定很难看
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
公共言谈的Olive法则：一言不发就什么也别想得到。
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
商业市场战略的 Wlison法则：每当你发现你喜欢的产品，他们就会停止生产。
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
医生法则：你感觉不好，约会医生，当该你去见医生的时候你就会觉得的好了。 如果你不去约医生你就一直病着。
Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
可能性法则：办蠢事被人看见的可能性与你办事的愚蠢程度成比例。
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
随即数法则：如果你拨了个错号，你永远得不到忙音总有人接电话。
Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
借口法则：如果你告诉老板你上班迟到是因为一个轮胎瘪了，第二天你的轮胎就会瘪一个。
Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
变动法则：你开车换线想换到较快的道，会发现你以前所在的道总是比你现在所在的道速度快。
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
洗澡法则：当身体全部浸入水中，电话铃响了。
Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
近距离遭遇法则：当你与一个人在一起越不想让某个认识的人看到你们在一起就越会被他看到。
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
结果法则：当你想向某人证明机器不工作，它却工作。
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach..
生理力学法则：痒痒的严重程度与你能够得到的程度成反比。
Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
剧场法则：任何情况下，座位离过道儿最远的人总是最后一个到。
The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Startbucks咖啡法则：每当你坐下准备喝杯热咖啡，你老板总要求你办点事，所耗时间直道咖啡全凉为止。
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Locker的Murphy法则：如果有两个人在一个Locker房间，他们的Locker准会挨着。
Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
物理表面法则：一个敞开的果冻三明治面朝下掉在地面上的机会直接与地毯崭新的程度和昂贵程度相关联
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
逻辑争论法则：如果你不知道你在说什么任何事都有可能。
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
物理表面的布朗法则：如果衣服合适，一定很难看
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
公共言谈的Olive法则：一言不发就什么也别想得到。
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
商业市场战略的 Wlison法则：每当你发现你喜欢的产品，他们就会停止生产。
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
医生法则：你感觉不好，约会医生，当该你去见医生的时候你就会觉得的好了。 如果你不去约医生你就一直病着。
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