一个中英文笑话，比世界上最强的英语还要强

To understand this joke, you have to be able to speak Chinese.

A girl and her boyfriend were preparing for their English final exam in the library . Out of sudden the girl felt a fart coming on and couldn't hold it. While she knew it's going to make a sound inevitably, she decided to avoid getting herself embrassed before the public and her boyfriend by covering it up.

So she asked her boyfriend: "Would you like to hear a cuckoo chirm?
Her boyfriend said: yes, of course.
And the girl mimicked cuckoo chirming and let the fart out under cover of the chirming.

And then she asked her boyfriend: did you like it?
Her boyfriend said: Somebody farted so loud that I didn't hear you.

While getting too embarrassed to say anything, the girl pointed three words in her English textbook to her boyfriend, which read:

Peace, War, Found.

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈哈，这个太绝了，要顶！！！ -Topman- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/23/2005 postreply 19:04:02

• 不明白后三个词的意思 -请说说- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/23/2005 postreply 19:07:22

• have your english teachers -e带渐宽- ♂ (77 bytes) () 03/23/2005 postreply 19:11:10

• 回复：不明白后三个词的意思 -最后三个字- ♀ (17 bytes) () 03/23/2005 postreply 19:12:33

• thanks -getitnow- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/23/2005 postreply 19:27:12

• 灵的! -小小丫丫- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/23/2005 postreply 19:20:11

• Peace, Who, Found. -中英文笑话- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/24/2005 postreply 09:13:27